Supplies:
One Pair of Scissors
Twenty Seven x Infinity parts rage
Three credit cards
One champagne flute
Instructions:
Allow scissors to meet plastic credit cards, apply liberally
– Put champagne flute on desk where bills are paid.
– Stare at it daily as you pay down your credit card bills with money earned
by taking every extra job you can find and putting every penny into a savings
account specifically opened to build the money to pay off these soul sucking
devices.
– when all debt is paid off, in full, empty champagne glass of all credit card confetti, pour a liberal amount of champagne* into glass and drink until champagne magnum is empty.
Prep time: varies
Card cut up process: 3 cards, 30 minutes
Suggested music:
“You Make Me Sick” – Pink
“Money” – Pink Floyd
“9 to 5” – Dolly Parton
“Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money)” – Pet Shop Boys
“She Works Hard For The Money” – Donna Summer
“Money Changes Everything” – Cyndi Lauper
“Taxman” – The Beatles
*champagne should be paid for with COLD HARD CASH<